I'll have to make this short. I don't have too much time.
For those of you who were NOT at the Tinychat, I essentially got possessed by something, which then spoke about some "Bleeding tree" and how I'm the key to it. Yeah, I'm not the key to shit. Buzz off, possessive-man.
But, while I was in that secluded spot in my mind as that thing took over, I could only see this... impossibly massive THING... covered with tentacles and... nononononoonon not its face i dont want to remember anymore that horrible thing
I'm sorry... but this thing was massive. Unfathomably massive. Colossal... But I know that bodyjacking piece of asshole is still somewhere in my system. I'm sure he's still monitoring my computer, too.
Brandon's coming over with a few guns. We're staking out. If you're reading this, you're invited, asshole! I promise, lead tastes just like chicken. If you don't like chicken, then it tastes like pizza. But trust me, it tastes really good! c:
Just thought an update was necessary. Thanks, guys.
Massive thing with tentacles and a face you don't want to remember...Either that's Cthulhu or Slender Man got buff.
ReplyDeleteNo, Mr. Thin and Faceless hasn't been giving me a lot of problems lately. And whatever it was, it was still underwater. And it most CERTAINLY HAD A FACE.
DeleteTo quote Bender from Futurama: We're boned.
DeleteI wish I had found this sooner. Perhaps my advice could have saved you some trouble, or at least some confusion. You are stumbling around in the dark and clearly need information badly. The best sources are here:
ReplyDeletehttp://scribesigma.blogspot.com/2011/05/initialization.html
and here:
http://channelfear.blogspot.com/2011/09/were-here-to-talk-about-them.html
You especially need to look for the information on Slender Man, the Smiling Man, the Archangel, EAT, and the Empty City all of which you seem to have mentioned in this blog. You may also wish to peruse my own blog which has advice on survival in your situation. Since EAT seems involved monitor yourself for signs of obsession and don't drink the "water". Also avoid swimming.
Stay Alert, Stay Alive
To be quite honest, I have absolutely 0% idea as to how to respond to this, Mr. "Proxiehunter." Your information and lessons seem useful, but... I still haven't a clue what's even going on with me right now.
DeleteIf you have any more suggestions, I'd be happy to listen. You seem pretty sensible with this.
I've been doing some reading in my absence. help from proxiehunter here is a very good thing indeed. try reading through his stuff sometime.
DeleteI'll try and get to the next tinychat you do. sorry for leaving so suddenly D:
But I take it you've heard what happened to Casey, right?
I don't know what the fuck's going on with him...but I get a feeling he's not coming back :/
I've read through a majority of his stuff. It's really... I don't know how to respond to most of it...
DeleteDon't worry about it, Mark. You really had no choice... and I have seen Casey's post. I don't think he's going to come back, and if he does, I highly doubt it will be CASEY.
Goddammit all, why is this shit even happening to us!?
Yeah...I see what you mean about Casey... It does seem like if he comes back at all, he's going to be a fucking slave to SMILE...or even part of him.
DeleteAnd I really don't know...but I'm going to find out somehow. there's got to be SOME reason.
there has to be.
That smiley little prick will get something from ME if he manipulates Cas. A nice little shard of glass in the throat. Unless he IS Cas. Then I'll probably just beat some sense into him.
DeleteWell, apparently I am a key. A key to a tree that bleeds. And some watery hivemind and a goddamn city out to get me. There's probably some smiley creep HIMSELF out to get me and some bastardization of afterlife, too. How bullshit is that?
... Honestly.
You really do have a way of attracting these "Fear" types, don't you? :/
DeleteI'm lucky I only have two to deal with at present.
I really fucking hope I don't acquire any more, human or otherwise :/
Dunno why I'm so special, to be honest. I also don't know why I'm so important to these "Fears" and their goddamn game. But if you ever have to deal with more of those shitheads, I'll fly my ass over there and tear them apart, okay?
DeleteI am REALLY in no mood for these things to dick around with me. The water in my house hasn't even settled yet, and I don't know what's going on. GodDAMMIT.